11/21/09
BACK FOR A MOMENT...
11/15/09
SICKNESS ENVELOPES THE HOUSE...
This is horrible! Fortunately the kiddies are on their way to recovery but I am now on day two of feeling as tho I swallowed a porcupine and coughing up a lung.
I'm going to bed.
I hope everyone is enjoying a great weekend.
11/13/09
FRIDAY FACTOIDS
13 RANDOM FACTS REGARDING FRIDAY THE 13th
1 - Paraskevidekatriaphobia - People who suffer from this have a fear of Friday the 13th.
2 - Superstition of old... If 13 people sit down to dinner, all 13 will die within the year.
3 - Serial killers often have 13 letters in their name, i.e., Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy and Jack the Ripper.
4 - There are 13 witches in a coven.
5 - Most highrise buildings don't have a 13th Floor.
6 - Most hospitals don't have a room 13.
7 - A baker’s dozen is actually 13.
8 - The seals on the back of the dollar bill have 13 steps on the pyramid, 13 stars above the eagle’s head, 13 war arrows in the eagle’s claw and 13 leaves on the olive branch.
9. - Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on April 11, 1970. The sum total of the date’s digits is 13. The explosion of the spacecraft occurred on April 13th.
10 - The first car accident resulting in death happened in New York City on Sept. 13, 1899.
11. - Airplanes don't have a 13th aisle.
12. - The noose used to hang people in days gone by has 13 twists in the rope and there were 13 steps up to the gallows.
14. - I have a smidge of superstition in me, thus no 13th factoid.
11/12/09
NOT MY FAULT
On Thursday afternoons son #3 stays after school for jam sessions. I drive him to school on Thursdays because he brings his guitar and it's too bulky for the bus. Typically these departures and arrivals are seemless.. Except for today...
Maybe it was because I hadn't gotten any sleep last night, maybe it was because it was freezing this morning and I thought my nipples were going to snap off! Whatever the reason, I pulled up into the student drop off loop with all of the other "good" parents and son #3, after offering me the top of his hard, crackling, gelled head for a kiss, jumps out of my vehicle. I proceed to pull away...
OOPS!!!!!!!!!
Next thing I hear is "MMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!" Son #3 had grabbed the door handle as I was pulling away!!!!!
"Way to embarrass me in front of everyone Mom!!!!" He says.
Of course I'm laughing not even thinking of the many, many ways this morning could have gone horrifically wrong and landed us in the emergency room... Noooo I was laughing too hard!
AND! It's NOT MY FAULT son #3 grabbed the door handle of a MOVING vehicle!!!!
What a dumb ass!!!
Still laughing about it....








